Believe it! You have a secret admirer! Here's a CLUE: Person #1 is between 38 and 42 year old
It's almost like- oh, you don't believe the "13 and 2" (sic), let's up the ante.
I am amused. I almost wish I worked for these guys, because the psychology of spam marketing fascinates me. This last one is only a 5 year window- seems risky on their part, as they obviously don't know my age (ie the your admirer is 13-2 post ) and it's possible I don't know anyone 38-42, even though I'm currently sorta seeing someone way older than that.
It's been a while since spam had given me this much pleasure, so, thanks, guys.