Well, what's the appropriate pithy platitude for the Summer of the Age-Inappropriate Romance*?
Who better to ask than lara7 and fidelity_astro?
Fidelity Astro: once you go AARP, you've no reason to carp!
lara7seven: once you go geezer, you'll sell back your Weezer!
Fidelity Astro: once you go saggy, you'll find young men faggy!
lara7seven: Once you go matron, you'll ignore the cute waitrons!
Fidelity Astro: once you go phibes, you'll be innundated with ageist jibes!
lara7seven: once you go fossil, you'll be feeling colossal!
Shared these with my pal Obi, who contributed:
Once you go senior, you'll wave bye to young weiner!
Once you go oldy, your vibrator will get moldy!
*hey look, it's got an acronym: SAIR.