Just me. (lara7) wrote,
Just me.

Surprising Poll results!

Wow. Interesting to know that dropping out of High School is a more awful thing than owning Mint In Box action figures. And that the lone fork is second. You folks always give me stuff to think about, and for that I thank you. But at least the guy with one fork can get with the program and buy more forks, whereas the rest of these are more difficult to correct.

For the record:
The high school dropout (dropped out in the last year, can't remember if he GEDed or not) was also afraid of the roommate's soap AND had a bag on every LP he owned, including stuff like "Whipped Cream and Other Delights", making him the red-flagging-est man to date.

It was RC who committed the sin of lumpy milk, which I discovered when preparing my coffee. He also had a carton of good milk in the fridge as well, and claimed the bad milk had just gotten pushed behind other things in his fridge and was then out of sight and out of mind. As RC, uncharacteristically for a bachelor, actually -has- a decent amount of food in his fridge, I'll be charitable and accept this explanation.

So to sum up, gentlemen:

Stay in school, check the milk, buy more forks.

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