Rather than recap it, I'll just leave ya'll with a few choice pictures.
Did this outfit take home the trophy for "Best Hair"?
Nope! This one did:
Girls gone wild:
Fishnets and bowling shoes is the new black:
The guys that hit on women at bowling alleys:
The guys that are much too suave to hit on women in bowling alleys:
I've decided that, like the word "pants", the comic potential of burly men in tafeta is immense and universal. It cannot be denied.