"Do you know an emo kid? Intentionally unshowy, these guys often ride bicycles, keep diaries, write poetry and hang out at coffee shops. They prefer art films to Hollywood blockbusters and frequent independent music stores. They are usually shy and introspective."
Notice there's no mention of emo girls. hmmm.
And Built to Spill - emo? Yeah, right. Doug Martsch is 1) way old 2) bearded and has no fashion sense whatsoever 3) guilty of playing "freebird" non-ironically.
This article is so wrong it's almost right.