I had a dream the other night that the feds had implemented a new stimulus package. Any adult woman in the US who wanted breast implants could get them free. the feds would pay the doctors, and their spending would trickle down. meanwhile, the newly enhanced ladies would spend money on new clothes, barhopping and other date-type activities because they felt all confident. The economy would be saved and we'd be living in a Russ Meyer world.
I'm not saying this is a good idea; merely that I dreamed it.