Just me. (lara7) wrote,
Just me.

Time to revisit P.J O'Rourke's 3 rules of humor:

which are:

1) Toilets are funny.
2) Dead children are not funny.
3) Unless they were killed by a toilet.

With that in mind, I give you Baby Juggalo funeral.

1) Dead babies are still not funny.
2) Even dead babies of Juggalo parents.
3) Baby caskets with the hatchet guy on them may be funny.
4) But mostly very, very wrong.

I am also intrigued by the statement in the comments that "Juggalos will be the new Mormons in the next 50 years". That would actually make a great dystopian indie film: Juggalo missionaries going from country to country , spreading the word.

EDIT: omg- check this out:

hatchet dude logo with a rattle and a baby bottle. WOW.
Tags: kids today, mortality, the juggalo menace, theories of humor

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