Well, how about Machine y la Pequeña Hillary Clinton?
I only took one semester of Spanish, but I'm guessing "Pequeña" isn't literally translated to "midget drag queen".
Ms. Pequeña also interprets Amy Winehouse here:
oh, you'd like the Amy Winehouse interpretation mixed with the scary groaning guy in the mask from the first video? well, I live to serve:
When I am ruler of everything, La Pequeña will replace both the rickroll and goatse as the non sequitur response to pretty much anything.