I can't believe no one has claimed these band names

In the spirit of self-deprecating band names like The Liars, The Slits, The Germs, etc, I offer you some band names I can't believe no one's nabbed yet:

1) the Catamites

2) the Slatterns

3) the Cuckolds

4) the Harridans

5) the Martinets

6) the Pederasts (who could tour with the Catamites)

okay, be honest: how many of the above did you need to look up to know exactly what they mean?