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What the Scamsters are getting in their postage paid envelope: [Oct. 10th, 2007|01:32 am]
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in reference to this, haineux suggested:

Information is the best revenge. It's legal, it's unlikely to get you arrested or marked as a terrorist, and it's even harder to get rid of than stinky powder.

I suggest sending GOATSE, TUBGIRL, and BREAST RASH.

This resulted in me finding out what the Breast Rash picture was, which has haunted me for days now (there's a link in the comments to the above referenced post if you must know and like me, you'd escaped this little bit of awful meme-age), even though I knew it was fake. not worse than tubgirl, but creepier.

But even I am not cruel enough to inflict tubgirl or breast rash on some anonymous secretary or mailroom clerk at predatory deed company. after attending the Stranger's Hump! festival last weekend and seeing all kinds of things that did not float my boat (but must have appealed to the filmmakers, if no one else) , I've decided the predatory deed people are getting Lemon Party. Who knows, maybe they'll find it an uplifting testimony to the triumph of the human libido over the ravages of age. Or not.

If you are unaware:
http://www.lemonparty.org/ NOT SAFE FOR WORK, duh. has sound for some reason.

the other thing that reminded me of lemon party was this bizarre fake commercial Paul sent me the other day:

http://www.top10virals.com/viralvideos/lemon-party.html (mostly safe for work, but in poor taste. requires sound)

Feel free to steal this idea when you get objectionable mail with postage reply envelopes. I'd love to see a snail mail meme of unsavory direct mail people across the country getting Lemon Party in their return envelopes.

[User Picture]From: tyrven
2007-10-10 03:26 pm (UTC)
Why did I have to look up Breast Rash?
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[User Picture]From: lara7
2007-10-11 12:46 am (UTC)

hey, you were warned!

awful isn't it? just what you wanted for your birthday, I'm sure.
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[User Picture]From: palecur
2007-10-10 03:33 pm (UTC)
While tubgirl is gross and goatse is distressing, breast rash is certainly the most disturbing, I'd judge. It took me a while to fit it down my mental oubliette, m'self.
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[User Picture]From: mugsimo
2007-10-10 08:52 pm (UTC)
I also knew about goatse, tubgirl and lemon party. I've spent a lot of time in my life looking at some pretty disturbing stuff on purpose, but somewhere along the line I'd decided that the photos and information I'd learned about botfly larvae were where I drew the line. Then I had to go and look up breast rash. Aiyeeeee!! I've now spent the better part of my day mentally trying to superimpose some of the more disturbing images I've ever seen in my life over the few-second mental image I have of breast rash. It hasn't been working well. I might have to subject myself to repeated viewings of Faces of Death or Brain Dead, but I suspect that won't work either.

Great idea for the SASE, though. Thanks. hehe
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[User Picture]From: lara7
2007-10-11 12:50 am (UTC)


yeah, I still can't get it out of my head. Paul says there's an animated gif of it that actually makes the experience LESS disturbing and cuts the horror, but I'm not willing to chance it.
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[User Picture]From: mugsimo
2007-10-11 02:05 am (UTC)

Re: sorry!

I can't imagine that an animated gif would make it less disturbing. My mind has already done a pretty good job of animating what I saw and it just creeps me out even more.
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