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Enumclaw, you're no longer the punchline... [Oct. 21st, 2006|11:57 am]
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A Spanaway, Pierce County, man has become the first person charged under the state's new felony bestiality law.

Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, was charged Thursday with one count of first-degree animal cruelty after his wife allegedly caught him having sex with the family's pit bull....The woman snapped two photos with her cellphone camera, then dialed 911, authorities said.

I really, really would love to see what his lawyer will offer as a defense if this goes to trial.

Spanaway, for the uninitiated, is a suburb of Tacoma. It is unknown if the defendant is a Juggalo.

[User Picture]From: li_kao
2006-10-21 04:12 pm (UTC)

Pish-posh on the Johnny-Come-Lately

Enumclaw, you're no longer the punchline...

One's first bestiality scandal will always hold a unique and exalted place in one's heart, and/or jokes.
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[User Picture]From: gryph
2006-10-21 06:26 pm (UTC)
I knew when I saw that one that you would appreciate it.
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[User Picture]From: colvincd
2006-10-22 11:37 am (UTC)
"Your Honor, my client was not engaged in a sexual act with a pit bull, rather, he was being attacked by its rear end."
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[User Picture]From: mcfnord
2006-10-22 06:18 pm (UTC)
I hail from Spanaway, if that explains a few things.
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[User Picture]From: moodtobestewed
2006-10-23 12:44 pm (UTC)
>I really, really would love to see what his lawyer will offer as a defense

I think his lawyer would be well-advised to try to focus attention ON THE WIFE. I mean, one picture was certainly understandable, but to snap TWO photographs of your husband gettin' busy with the family pet...well, that's just vindictive and cruel! What, did she make sure the flash was on for the second one, or ...gulp... was it to make sure the money shot was on film?!?

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