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New reasons to love your parents: [Oct. 6th, 2006|01:06 pm]
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Because no matter what kind of boneheaded beliefs they tried to foist on you in the name of "raising you right", at least they didn't name you something undignified, antagonistic, and likely to get you beat up the first time you leave your podunk whitey-white town:

(safe for work, though some of the links in here are not and are labeled as such):


Suddenly all those hippie names like "Ibis Orion" don't seem as bad.

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[User Picture]From: haineux
2006-10-06 10:35 pm (UTC)
Probably more often than not, people pronounced it like the kind of walk a big ol' Queen would use.

What's the smiley code for smashing one's head with a 2x4?
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[User Picture]From: erikred
2006-10-06 10:30 pm (UTC)
Attorney name I heard today: Rose Darling.

Really, that's just too precious.
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[User Picture]From: haineux
2006-10-06 10:32 pm (UTC)
I know, you've all seen it, and so have I, but it's such CONCENTRATED GOODNESS that it's ALWAYS appropriate to revisit: Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing.

For instance, did you remember that someone seriously named their kid Lucida Grande Zenobia? Luckily, no one except other extreme geeks will realize the baby is named after the "new" Macintosh flagship typeface, and those geeks are not capable of being up the kid, and at least she can tell everyone that her name is "Lucy."

Poor little Arial there, he or she is in for a lifetime of beatings.
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[User Picture]From: gryph
2006-10-07 04:39 am (UTC)
OHMYGAWD, that's some fucked up shit.

Hey, were you the Lara mentioned in a SLOG by DS showing a ASS video?
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[User Picture]From: lara7
2006-10-08 12:34 am (UTC)


twas me.
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[User Picture]From: drexle
2006-10-15 12:15 am (UTC)

"Neo-Natal Nazis! Next, on 'Sick Sad World'" -- Daria

"Neo-Natal Nazis! Next, on 'Sick Sad World'" -- Daria

This post just reminded me of a quote from one of my favorite shows.
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