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worksafe, if you work in a barn [Jan. 25th, 2006|12:50 am]
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I know horse breeding is a serious business and is nothing for us city-slickers to mock. But after the Enumclaw thing, it's just hard to look at stuff like:

Prepare your stallion for breeding by cleaning him prior to collection. Using clean warm water, start with the shaft of his penis, working down to the head, with numerous clean pieces of wet sheet cotton. Finish by gently removing the "bean" from the opening

without thinking, man, who would want this job? Anyway, follow the above link if you wanna see how breeders trick stallions into "producing" without a mare.

PS. I do not want to know what the "bean" is. If you know, pls do not explain.
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[User Picture]From: lemur68
2006-01-25 12:07 pm (UTC)
The "Enumclaw thing", you mean the guy that got fucked in half by the horse, right?
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[User Picture]From: dirtylibrarian
2006-01-26 01:59 am (UTC)
I am scarred. This link was worst than the first!

5.) Thus far, you have probably only been in the outer part of the sheath. The Part Itself, you'll have noticed, is strangely absent. That's because it has retired shyly to its inner chambers. Roll up them thar sleeves and follow in after it ;-)

Eck!
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[User Picture]From: the_autoclave
2006-01-25 01:35 pm (UTC)

The Bean

I cannot tell you how badly I want to describe and define The Bean in vivid detail. All of this puts me in mind of how Catherine the Great is rumoured to have died. I wonder if perhaps she had to deal with The Bean shortly before her demise?
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