The "Enumclaw thing", you mean the guy that got fucked in half by the horse, right?

Why do you make me look these things up? Why?!?

"What is a "bean"? A firm lump of smegma that has collected and hardened inside the horse's penis. This lump or "bean" must be removed as often as possible. It can cause serious pain to your horse. There have been thousands cases in the last year where the bean is overlooked by the owner and becomes so large that the horse can no longer urinate...which may also cause other problems due to blockage."

I am scarred. This link was worst than the first!

5.) Thus far, you have probably only been in the outer part of the sheath. The Part Itself, you'll have noticed, is strangely absent. That's because it has retired shyly to its inner chambers. Roll up them thar sleeves and follow in after it ;-)

Eck!

I cannot tell you how badly I want to describe and define The Bean in vivid detail. All of this puts me in mind of how Catherine the Great is rumoured to have died. I wonder if perhaps she had to deal with The Bean shortly before her demise?