Some of the children's accusations were bizarre. Some alleged that, in addition to having been sexually abused, they saw witches fly, traveled in a hot-air balloon, and were taken in one case by actor Chuck Norris through secret underground tunnels, which were sought by investigators but never found.
I was reminded of that when I saw today's time waster:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
