The wedding gift registry of Mary Letourneau and Vili Fualaau:
Either they have a lot of friends and family, or curious onlookers are somehow compelled to buy them $80 rice cookers. Perhaps the fact that they chose a "casual" China pattern but not a "formal" one as well provides insight into their relationship. Or perhaps not. Also, they are asking for wine glasses as gifts, which I guess is okay now that Vili is finally old enough to drink.
I bet those CERN guys never forsaw the internet being used to sneek peaks at the china patterns chosen by notorious teen-lovin' teachers.