someone sent flowers to this address (in the name of the guy, his wife, and "Rohan" who I assumed was a new kid) but didn't sign it.
So Denise M's cards say "A belated welcome to personhood. Can't wait to meet you. Hugs, Aaron M" and "Merry New Year! More Hugs, Aaron", which makes me think Denise is sending Rohan gifts from her child, who presumably is too young to have his own amazon account and is likely also an infant.
I wonder if Denise sent the flowers back in August as well. I still wonder how the hell you can know that someone had a baby AND know the baby's name and like the parents well enough to send baby/Xmas gifts but NOT know that they sold this house ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO and don't live here anymore! Have they never talked on the phone or exchanged emails where Les says something like "Yeah, we're putting in carpet because these floors are icky" and Denise says "but you already have carpet" or something?
Les is of course not listed in the phone book, so tomorrow I call the realtor he used to sell me this house and see if he can tell Les to come get this stuff and remind him to tell everyone he's moved. Having baby stuff in the house just kinda creeps me out and I want it gone (as well as wanting it to go to its intended recipient).
Also- "Master" rohan? What, does he have slaves and a mammy?