My first thought was, don't most people have enough vice on their own without asking for more? Then I thought, oh wait, they mean Vice the hipster mag. I could see someone having a stack of those around here.
However, what this poor speller is actually asking for is a "Vise", which is a lot less depraved than what I thought.
also related to freecycle, in the "almost deleted as pornographic spam" category is someone wanting to adopt my dog Elzar (adopted many months ago via freecycle): note subject line:
Subject: dog lover
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 22:01:59 +0000
Hi - i am looking for a dog to adopt.(rest deleted)
I almost told this poor fellow what kind of msgs are usually attached to the subject "dog lover", but did not.
In actually spam news, today I got a spam titled "Green Card Lottery". anyone who was on Usenet Back In the Day will understand how nostalgic this made me.