no, dammit, it's not a rhetorical question.
And yes, smart-asses, I am aware that I live in Seattle, thx.
And of course, the more it rains, the more the grass grows, and I can't cut wet grass, so I wait for it to be dry, and then it rains, and the grass grows....
Time to paint another room or find other indoor projects, I guess. Yard, see you again in April.