"More Available Than Evar" means if you're real lucky and keep your eyes open you might possibly stumble across someone with a laptop with a satellite link. It helps if (like your humble narrator) you work in the shower bus and everyone wants to be your buddy.
So I've got a laptop now for, like, 30 more seconds. Don't expect me to read your LJ this week. I dunno if I'll even be able to get online again. I'll catch up when we're done!
Just so you know, the drive was long and boring, I got here safe, and the weather's been suprisingly cool--I don't think it got above 95 today. (Fahrenheit!)
Bye bye--I'll update you if I can.
EDIT: This entry in the semi-annual LJ vacation ghostwriting prank actually authored by shoutingboy