This weekend, he chewed:
1 dirty sock I forgot to put in the hamper (outcome: destroyed)
1 Slipper (outcome: rescued)
1 book of matches from 13 coins inn (outcome: destroyed)
1 branch from indoor stash of firewood (outcome: destroyed. I witnessed but decided not to intervene, as making indoor sticks off-limits seems silly.)
1 At&T remote for cable box (outcome: number pad, TV/VCR button, and Enter key destroyed, rest of remote may work)
Gave him his chew bone tonight trying to get him interested in it. We'll see.