April 4th, 2008

pants

not a rickroll but possibly worse (though SFW)

you know how there are some things that your cultural experience is just too narrow to interpret?

Well, how about Machine y la Pequeña Hillary Clinton?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLddmCOR-4M&feature=related

I only took one semester of Spanish, but I'm guessing "Pequeña" isn't literally translated to "midget drag queen".

Ms. Pequeña also interprets Amy Winehouse here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaW-uj0Ta14&feature=related

oh, you'd like the Amy Winehouse interpretation mixed with the scary groaning guy in the mask from the first video? well, I live to serve:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YyQfvNdiw&feature=related

When I am ruler of everything, La Pequeña will replace both the rickroll and goatse as the non sequitur response to pretty much anything.
asshat

someone needs a copy editor:

http://www.admiral-theater.com/

SHOWTIMES for March 58th THROUGH Aoril 3rd

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Robert Neville (Will Smith) is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable...and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City...and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"--victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path.


I thought now that March 58th had passed, they would have fixed this, but I guess not. Although I thought the Chipmunks were SINGING mutant carnivorous beings- surprised the blurb left that out.