January 25th, 2006

Temple of the golden ass

worksafe, if you work in a barn

I know horse breeding is a serious business and is nothing for us city-slickers to mock. But after the Enumclaw thing, it's just hard to look at stuff like:

Prepare your stallion for breeding by cleaning him prior to collection. Using clean warm water, start with the shaft of his penis, working down to the head, with numerous clean pieces of wet sheet cotton. Finish by gently removing the "bean" from the opening

without thinking, man, who would want this job? Anyway, follow the above link if you wanna see how breeders trick stallions into "producing" without a mare.

PS. I do not want to know what the "bean" is. If you know, pls do not explain.