February 21st, 2005

pants

Uncle Duke

I smell death hoax. I mean, it's Thompson- if there's anyone that would want to be around to witness the circus of their own death, it's him.

Also, he should have died of some kind of excess, like drugs, fiery car crash, or AK-47 hunting accident. Suicide at 67 makes no sense for a guy like him, unless he had a painful terminal illness or pending mob hit or something.

I'm probably wrong, but if I'm right and it's a successful hoax, we'll never know the difference.
master's voice

Happy Resident's Day!



On this day, remember the great men of our country who inspired us with stirring oratory such as "Smelly tongues looked just as they felt" and "I was just exhausted from the act of being polite".