September 22nd, 2004


It sounds like a terminal disease....

..but nothing quite that dramatic. I'm afraid I have... gophers.

At first I blamed Elzar, but the piles of dirt are too orderly and his nose is far too clean to be his fault. For once, something is getting destroyed at my place and Elzar is innocent.

Until I can figure out how to treat this affliction, I shall have to advise all potential gardening partners of my condition: "I'm sorry, darling, but I think you should know that I have.....gophers"