January 27th, 2003


Why eat wrist burgers when you've got wrist steak at home.

It's been an interesting year here on LJ. From BS with the WF. to JS, to TMI about the AIR with RC to my new BF in the PNW. WTF?

Through it all, though, I've been sure to keep you all abreast of the wrist situation (rather than awrist of the breast situation...you know what I always say about that.) Now, you've all seen the goods, so I don't need to tell you that my man has what it takes in the between-the-forearm-and-hand arena to keep a lady satisfied. I'm sure avphibes will agree with me, even though she sold out the cause to carry on with the limp...I mean...thin wristed fidelity_astro.

You just can't deny the sex-appeal of a thick, meaty, firm wrist. It makes one think of surly scottish rogues blugeoning effete englishmen or rugged Viking marauders conquering Greenland (if you know what I mean). Speaking of Vikings...

Actually, on second thought, I think I'll save the Viking stuff for a TMI post.

Update: Jan 31, 2003 -Vacation Prank Disclosure: This entry actually penned by: avphibes
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