December 11th, 2002

pants

stuff that makes me laugh, or, in which I release the fuckin' fury

From a list I'm on:

"Yngwie Malmstein threatened to kill a fellow passenger on a flight to Tokyo, Japan after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist. The passenger, who had no prior contact with Yngwie, allegedly overheard Malmsteen making derogatory comments about homosexuals and decided to show her disapproval by emptying the contents of her glass on the hefty
axeman.

A member of Yngwie's touring entourage, who was traveling with Malmsteen at the time, had a tape recorder running and managed to catch Yngwie's reaction on tape immediately after the guitarist was 'assaulted' by the offended passenger."

This link is to an MP3 of the recording:
http://www.blabbermouth.net/yngwie_tokyo_flight.mp3

Full of cussin'. Not werk-safe.

And this is technically werk safe, but I was laughing so hard at it that you might wanna be wary if noise is an issue:

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing: http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html