November 8th, 2002


When a man loves a woman, he nales the bich!!*

*in-joke, don't fret if it's not funny to you.

One of my straight male LJ friends seems to be deathly afraid of anything going into his ass. That's okay, but I'm wondering, is it more painful than certain other alternatives? I'm also wondering what the gender disparity will be in the following poll (if any).

For the purposes of this poll, assume that
1) you would be with a partner of your usual preference (if you are a straight male, assume your partner has a strap on handy if you choose option 1)
2) assume you partner will not make the experience deliberately more painful than it is already
3) assume that either choice is for the same duration (lets say, 20 minutes).
4) if you choose option 2, assume you are naked and there are no "sheets" on the bed of nails.

Poll #73850 The sex and pain poll

Of these options, which is the least unpleasant idea (assuming you had to experience one or the other?)

Being fucked in the ass.
Being fucked on a bed of nails, where you are on the bottom.

You can probably guess who I was talking to when the idea for this poll came up. hint: he's the only LJ user on my friends list who might have had the opportunity to try option 2, were he and his GF so inclined.
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last few days type of post

Was ill on Thursday, possibly with the same thing that waylaid (huh huh, huh huh) gal-pal Rhonda on Wednesday. Took Thursday off from work and did nothing.

Friday was "dentist and doctor appt" day. Two things I learned:

1) There is a female human being named "Plush". She is a dental assistant. She must be a tolerant and loving human being, as she is not in jail for matricide, like I would be if my parents had named me something like this.

2) You know you are getting older when: you are at the girl doctor for your routinue annual checkup thingy. It is your first time to visit this doctor, therefore he doesn't know anything about your history at all. He has established you are single and 32, and therefore insists that you have a blood test for.....cholesterol levels.

I dunno, it just struck me as funny. I like to think I'm at that age where I should be more worried about STDs than cholesterol and heart disease, but maybe not. I guess this means carving sex toys out of sticks of butter is probably a bad idea.