September 26th, 2001

artcarball

today's observations

1) When your wallet chain makes a booming "clank" against the wooden seat of a chair as you sit down whilst otherwise playing it cool, all hipster points are negated.

2) Many men should not wear full beards. Red-haired men make up a sizable majority of this category.

3) Recurring jokes about red robots with anal predilections are funny.

4) Jon Stewart is not funny when he's somber and mopey. But he's still my boyfriend. Unless he keeps this shit up.

5) 300 is about the right number of CDs to have.
  • Current Music
    Pere Ubu - The Modern Dance