this can't be real. but it is.
I'm not suprised to see that students at Jerry Falwell's Baptist college get reprimands and fines for violations such as attending a dance, viewing an R-rated movie, gambling, or having an abortion. But I am suprised that "Entering the space above ceiling tiles" is not only prohibited but earns twice the penalty of "tobacco use". Also, the rule against "Unauthorized borrowing", while understandable and perhaps even noble in its Loco Parentis scope, suggests that the rulemakers have never lived in a dorm, much less had a college roommate.