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Now, I don't doubt that at some point in the last 3 years, I linked to this site in my LJ as a "oh look this amuses me" way. I remember this site making the memepool rounds long ago.
I did not "review" their kit, and anyone who has seen me naked can testify I am unlikely to be able to do so in the immediate future.
I think the thing that amuses me most is the idea that of the 75-100 or so people who read my LJ, that any of them will 1) buy their product and 2) do so in a way that kicks 15% back to me.