They didn't find the purse, but that's not the worst of it.
Her car is also missing. From the employee parking lot.
They're thinking now she left her purse on or near her car, and then keys + knowing which car they belong to = can I catch a ride home with you.
The car was apparently brand new and she hadn't even made the first payment on it.
So yeah, my day is going pretty good, comparatively.
Though my cable modem is offline at home since 3pm yesterday because Comcast is teh sukc.