lemur posted on 9/21 a few Headlines the Onion Should Have Done This Week, and a few have been added, but I was so pleased with my contribution, I thought I'd post it here, too:
"Age" of "Irony" "over", says Time Magazine
http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101010924/esroger.html if you don't get the reference
remember kids, if we give up our cynicism, then the terrorists have won.