Seriously, more great Lileks snark: Who likes bananas? Well, gosh, just about everyone. Glamorous, desirable youth like them just as much as sexless, dentally-bereft archetypes of age and decay. Babies love ‘em - not one Dionne has choked on a banana yet.
Let's call this one the Codex Sexaphinius. The metaphysical Jungian orgasm diagrams are pretty good, too. Lileks-esque, but not quite up to the Master's level of skill.