Einstein on fertility:

From a phonecall tonight, with a party who shall remain nameless and genderless:

P:So after {certain date}, we're going to stop using birth control.
Me: So wait- are y'all ACTIVELY trying to get pregnant?
P: Not per se, but if it happens, fine.
Me: You'll leave it up to fate?
P: Yes, we're letting God play dice with the uterus.