|Enumclaw, you're no longer the punchline...
||[Oct. 21st, 2006|11:57 am]
A Spanaway, Pierce County, man has become the first person charged under the state's new felony bestiality law.
Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, was charged Thursday with one count of first-degree animal cruelty after his wife allegedly caught him having sex with the family's pit bull....The woman snapped two photos with her cellphone camera, then dialed 911, authorities said.
I really, really would love to see what his lawyer will offer as a defense if this goes to trial.
Spanaway, for the uninitiated, is a suburb of Tacoma. It is unknown if the defendant is a Juggalo.