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fun with linky [Apr. 9th, 2004|10:23 pm]
Just me.
I was trying to explain the Cult of IKEA to lemur68 the other day, and I mentioned besides the obvious "virtues" of IKEA that a lot of their furniture has funny "Swedish" names like "fagelth" or "fartfull". Then today. someone notes the perfect desk for the webporn aficiando:

Provides ample space for all your 'computer equipment'.

Also, for all the comments on lists I'm on re: The chicken you can get to do your bidding, no one has remarked that the proper spelling is "subservient". Most of the "hey, check out this chicken" mails I've gotten cite the "subserviant" URL, but as you might imagine, "subservientchicken.com" points to the same site. I'm glad to know that: I'd hate to think Burger king got cyber-squatted and thus had to register the incorrect "subserviantchicken" when "subservientchicken" was taken by someone else.

Anyway, the chicken will refuse to do certain things or react badly to many phrases- it will "read a book", but ask it to "eat a Big Mac" and it gets PISSED!
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[User Picture]From: shoutingboy
2004-04-09 11:29 pm (UTC)

Not surprisingly...

...he knows how to do the "funky chicken"!

More surpsisingly, he can also do "the swim".
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[User Picture]From: lemur68
2004-04-10 02:18 am (UTC)
I told him to eat his own ass and he ran up to the camera to give me a thumbs-down sign.
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[User Picture]From: drexle
2004-04-10 12:12 pm (UTC)
Telling him to "burn the couch" made him fiddle with his crotch and look as though he were peeing on the couch. Apparently, its piss is highly acidic.

Telling him to sit on the couch made him sit on the opposite side of where he relieved himself.
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[User Picture]From: kickmule
2004-04-13 12:38 pm (UTC)
The JERKER computer desk is OK, but I went with the PRONSPOOGEN.
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