|very funny but so not safe for work
||[Nov. 5th, 2003|11:35 pm]
Repeat: this is so unsafe for work that OSHA will come get you if you go near this on company time.|
If I were less tired, I'd have a an involved allusion to the Lilliputians of Gulliver's Travels.
I've been kinda thinking of making Lilliputian porn. (I'll let your imagination run wild with that phrase....)
lara, when you say not safe for work, i assume it's still gonna be safe for me before i've had my first caffeine-bearing beverage of the day. wrong!
you know how you sometimes do a two much information lj-cut? i could rilly use advance warning of photographs involving other people's genitalia. that said, once i've had my coffee i'm sure the idea of pubic gardeners is going to make me laff pretty hard (no pun intended).
Wow, is this milk sour? Yes, it is! Let's smell it again to make SURE it's really sour! WOW, this milk is REALLY SOUR.
Not sure how an LJ-cut would've helped in this situation, since both the subject line AND the first sentence in the post said "dude, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK." How many different times does she need to say it?
(note: if she'd actually pasted photos in her LJ, then yes, an LJ-cut would've been appreciated. but for just a URL? No thanks, the text warning is sufficient.)
you misunderstand - it wasn't the not safeness i needed a warning about, it was the fact that (and remember there's an 8 hour gap between me and ms 7) i hadn't woken up properly yet and was expecting to see playmobil figures boffing EACHOTHER! and i wasn't quite prepared for pix of real human genitalia. alls i was looking for was a more precise alert. "not work safe - contains human labia" or somesuch.
2003-11-06 11:51 am (UTC)
Re: not safe?
eh, you've been on the Inna'net long enough to know that something unsafe for work from a site called "orgasmatrix.com" prolly has some "adult content" and/or pictures of labia. So next time you'll know. :-)
i'm practically a interweb porn virgin. but y'know, legodeath.com just lego people copping it, they weren't killing actual human beings, so i thought that maybe it was all going to be simulated.
what's the use? i can't argue with yr observation. you're right. i should've guessed from the url.
note to self: do not open ms 7's links until after waking up. additional - read WHOLE url first.
Jesus, you should have warned me it wasn't work safe! Now I'm out of a job.......but laughin' up a storm.
I think it would have been even more hilarious if they'd animated it.
I haven't watched it yet, but I know of the scene you're talking about.
Oh, the humanity.